Hysterectomy ~ a funny definition for a horrible post surgery day

Standard

Hysterectomy

 Definition; To make history hystery of.

 As in………….

 PMS (have to find new reason to be a moody bitch).

Cramps.

Worrying about unsightly bulges or spots seen from behind you.

Buying those ugly cotton underwear (now you can wear Victoria’s Secret pretty panties Anytime).

Going through the checkout line and everyone knows what time of the month it is.

Carrying a big “Diaper Bag” purse ( Now you can have a small fashion bag)

Water retention.

Bloating.

Making sure there is a bathroom to “Change” in.

Short trips (Now you can go all day as long and as far as you want)

Worrying about missing your period.

Having to remember if it is the last day or first day the Dr. needs to know about.

And so on, and so on, etc., etc., yada, yada, yada !

 
 ~ Nora L. Grudis ( 7/03/2002 )